#umbrella academy incorrect quotes

klaus: you need to remember to love yourself.

ben: but don’t you hate yourself?

klaus: yes but this is about you, stay focused.

klaus: *gets pulled over by a cop*

klaus: officer, i’m colorblind. i didn’t know it was a red light.

cop: okay, but you stole this car.

dave: i need you

klaus: for?

dave: -ever.

klaus: *voice cracking* oH.